What You Should Know: Cougar Town (S3S15)
The cul-de-sac finally meets God in the vineyards of Napa.
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What You Should Know: Cougar Town (S3S14)
Drop the book and enjoy a good old-fashioned lotion party!
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reginaluz
You Got Lines: May 20 - 26
- Mitchell: How cool would it be if you turned into Wonder Woman right now?
Cam: Can’t even talk about it. - Modern Family
- “You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.” - Alex, Modern Family
- “We know how hard relationships can be — we both saw The Notebook.” – Blaine, Glee
- “I’d call my high school career a total success. I mean not in terms of grades and stuff but I won a state title in football and a national championship in glee club and it turns out I never actually accidentally got anyone pregnant.” - Finn, Glee
- “I’ll go where I’m wanted — with the dogs.” - Bruce, Keeping Up With the Kardashians
- “Look I know that you’re concerned, but I’m designing tshirts now. They’re gonna be huge. Also medium and small.” - Dylan, Modern Family
- Gloria: Good news! Mitch and Cam are getting a new baby today!
Jay: Really? That’s fantastic!
Gloria: And it’s Latino!
Manny: How’s that giant fence workin’ out for ya? - Modern Family
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What You Should Know: Glee (S3E22)
Waiting to see if Rachel will make it after all.
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What You Should Know: Modern Family (S324)
Alex is starting her reign of being a beard, in this case, stubble.
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What You Should Know: Revenge (S1E22)
If a white-haired man offers to chloroform you to your next destination, just leave.
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You Should Read This Too: GQ’s New Rules of TV
I’m thankful my brother has a subscription to GQ because:
a. I get monthly eye candy on the cover (hi, Michael Fassbender)
b. of the articles? Yeah, for the articles.
If you haven’t realized yet, the world of television has definitely been at the top of its game lately and any casual or avid tv viewer should know there are certain guidelines to follow. No matter how you watch your shows (Internet, DVR, Netflix, or an actual TV), just don’t do it wrong. GQ’s June issue covers the “New Rules of TV” and it’s definitely worth a read.
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You Got Lines: May 13 - 19
- Abed: She can make babies for me.
Troy: Oh and I can’t? - Community
- Robin: If I stole a scalpel and I cut you open, all I would find is this scared trembling pile of crap.
Ted: See I’ve missed these talks. - How I Met Your Mother
- “Beer: Other drinks may get me drunk, but only you intoxicate me.” - Bobby, Cougar Town
- “Hey, I don’t bail! I am still watching Smash, Criss.” - Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
- “I was up all night on my computer with army boyfriend, Wade, bumping cyber uglies.” - Laurie, Cougar Town
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“And to think I thought Hazel was a bitch. Friendly and loyal like a well-trained female dog. She isn’t a bitch. She’s a meanie pants!” - Kenneth, 30 Rock
- “I haven’t felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.” - Phil, Modern Family
- “Don’t use gay as a derogatory term. Boo-yeah! Good person.” - Pierce, Community
- Abed: Which wire do I cut?
Troy: There’s only one.
Abed: God, I hope I’m right. - Community
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What You Should Know: Game of Thrones (S2E8)
If you ever offer your services to kill people by name — make sure they can’t name you. #punkd
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What You Should Know: Community (S3E22)
Evil Abed from the darkest timeline, better known as the Britta of timelines because everything is the worst, decided not to saw off Jeff’s arm.
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
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