What You Should Know: Revenge (S1E22)
If a white-haired man offers to chloroform you to your next destination, just leave.
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reginaluz
You Should Read This Too: GQ’s New Rules of TV
I’m thankful my brother has a subscription to GQ because:
a. I get monthly eye candy on the cover (hi, Michael Fassbender)
b. of the articles? Yeah, for the articles.
If you haven’t realized yet, the world of television has definitely been at the top of its game lately and any casual or avid tv viewer should know there are certain guidelines to follow. No matter how you watch your shows (Internet, DVR, Netflix, or an actual TV), just don’t do it wrong. GQ’s June issue covers the “New Rules of TV” and it’s definitely worth a read.
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dveezy
You Got Lines: May 13 - 19
- Abed: She can make babies for me.
Troy: Oh and I can’t? - Community
- Robin: If I stole a scalpel and I cut you open, all I would find is this scared trembling pile of crap.
Ted: See I’ve missed these talks. - How I Met Your Mother
- “Beer: Other drinks may get me drunk, but only you intoxicate me.” - Bobby, Cougar Town
- “Hey, I don’t bail! I am still watching Smash, Criss.” - Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
- “I was up all night on my computer with army boyfriend, Wade, bumping cyber uglies.” - Laurie, Cougar Town
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“And to think I thought Hazel was a bitch. Friendly and loyal like a well-trained female dog. She isn’t a bitch. She’s a meanie pants!” - Kenneth, 30 Rock
- “I haven’t felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.” - Phil, Modern Family
- “Don’t use gay as a derogatory term. Boo-yeah! Good person.” - Pierce, Community
- Abed: Which wire do I cut?
Troy: There’s only one.
Abed: God, I hope I’m right. - Community
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reginaluz
What You Should Know: Game of Thrones (S2E8)
If you ever offer your services to kill people by name — make sure they can’t name you. #punkd
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shutupmarc
What You Should Know: Community (S3E22)
Evil Abed from the darkest timeline, better known as the Britta of timelines because everything is the worst, decided not to saw off Jeff’s arm.
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
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reginaluz
What You Should Know: Cougar Town (S3S13)
The Internet’s worst nightmare - a walking and talking emoticon.
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reginaluz
What You Should Know: Community (S3E21)
Guyliner + black hair = Criss Angel aka magic’s original douche.
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reginaluz
What You Should Know: Modern Family (S323)
If you get fired, take the stairs, lazy.
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reginaluz
What You Should Know: Cougar Town (S3S12)
A best friend will take a meatball for you during a white shirt challenge.
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reginaluz
